Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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