do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have aggressive nipples.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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