When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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