Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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