you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize