U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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