That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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