My brain says no but my pants say off.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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