You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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