i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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