I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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