Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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