Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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