It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.