Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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