Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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