I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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