i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
