Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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