Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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