Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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