HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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