windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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