everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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