And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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