I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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