office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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