all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize