I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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