I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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