just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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