Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
