But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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