I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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