if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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