just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
