it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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