there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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