i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's official drugs can't kill me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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