I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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