Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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