You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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