He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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