Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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