Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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