i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Dignity is for republicans.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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