i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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