Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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