He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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