if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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