My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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