He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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